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Drop Dead
01:17
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he's an undead Cassanova
his green lips are on her shoulder
he bares his teeth prepares to bite it
her rolling eyes tell me she likes it
please don't bite my wife
you can have anyone you like
we are leaving town tonight
and she's the one who drives
please don't zombify
the woman who I love so dearly
you're a handsome zombie clearly
but please don't bite my wife
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Halloween Aisle
02:27
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ASDA's never been like this
down aisle 13 a green mist lingers
amongst the skulls and rubber fingers
a wedding's taking place
pumpkins wither in the heat
from torches held in goblin hands
Dracula is the best man
he organised a wicked stag do
do you take this scary witch
to be your bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?
the congregation weep with joy
and wipe their tears on mummy's rags
this after hours wedding bash
on Halloween is a really smashing...
do you take this scary witch
to be you bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?
once the dead are wed and vows are spoken
the ghoulies sway past lilt and coke
werewolves open crisps with fangs
and zombies feast on deli hams
through the spiders' webs and mist
they find the wine
and everyone gets really pissed
do you take this scary witch
to be your bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?
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Clown Spasm
00:59
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Walking Through A Web
02:39
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The moon was high
and lightbulb white
illuminating my way home that night
then as I took a country lane
something happened
and nothing was the same
I walked through a web
I felt it on my face
I could sense a spider in my personal space
I walked through a web
I can still feel it now
and I'm scared to go out
I brushed and spat
and shook my hair
I ran home convinced it was still there
and since that day I'm never alone
forever haunted
by an an angry spider form a broken home
walking through a web
you better beware
you might not even notice there's a spider in your hair
laying little eggs
that get into your brain
and then they take control
so you never break a web again
walking through a web
you better give it a miss
don't end up like me with a life like this
walking through a web
was the worst thing I did
I think I'm turning arachnid!
walking through a web
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Oh
00:50
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Is There Anyone There?
03:16
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she was one to watch out for
she liked to tease me
she always had something in store
one night when we were bored
she took out her ouiji
I'd never seen one before
I was nervous at first
but she took my hands
as she called out the words
the lights dimmed low
and her green eyes aglow
she said
is there anyone there
if there is then please point to yeah
we only want to make contact
just cos you're dead don't be scared
my blood ran cold
when the things started moving
and started to spell out a name
I said you can stop girl
if this is your doing
I've had enough of this game
she replied it's not me
just hold on a moment and see
look it starts with a D and next is an E
I said
it's my uncle Derek
I knew he would never forget it
I borrowed his drill last year
then he died and so I just kept it
he's come for revenge
say my goodbyes cos this is the end
she said I was winding you up
I thought it was fun to pretend
but then it was there
the sound I would know anywhere
it was Derek's old Black & Decker
making its way up the stairs
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