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Halloween Aisle

from Please Don't Bite My Wife! by Ben C Winn

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ASDA's never been like this
down aisle 13 a green mist lingers
amongst the skulls and rubber fingers
a wedding's taking place
pumpkins wither in the heat
from torches held in goblin hands
Dracula is the best man
he organised a wicked stag do
do you take this scary witch
to be your bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?
the congregation weep with joy
and wipe their tears on mummy's rags
this after hours wedding bash
on Halloween is a really smashing...
do you take this scary witch
to be you bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?
once the dead are wed and vows are spoken
the ghoulies sway past lilt and coke
werewolves open crisps with fangs
and zombies feast on deli hams
through the spiders' webs and mist
they find the wine
and everyone gets really pissed
do you take this scary witch
to be your bitch in wedded bliss
and do you promise to stay true
to the severed head
on the floor right next to you?

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from Please Don't Bite My Wife!, released October 27, 2020

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