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Please Don't Bite My Wife!

by Ben C Winn

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Drop Dead 01:17
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he's an undead Cassanova his green lips are on her shoulder he bares his teeth prepares to bite it her rolling eyes tell me she likes it please don't bite my wife you can have anyone you like we are leaving town tonight and she's the one who drives please don't zombify the woman who I love so dearly you're a handsome zombie clearly but please don't bite my wife
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ASDA's never been like this down aisle 13 a green mist lingers amongst the skulls and rubber fingers a wedding's taking place pumpkins wither in the heat from torches held in goblin hands Dracula is the best man he organised a wicked stag do do you take this scary witch to be your bitch in wedded bliss and do you promise to stay true to the severed head on the floor right next to you? the congregation weep with joy and wipe their tears on mummy's rags this after hours wedding bash on Halloween is a really smashing... do you take this scary witch to be you bitch in wedded bliss and do you promise to stay true to the severed head on the floor right next to you? once the dead are wed and vows are spoken the ghoulies sway past lilt and coke werewolves open crisps with fangs and zombies feast on deli hams through the spiders' webs and mist they find the wine and everyone gets really pissed do you take this scary witch to be your bitch in wedded bliss and do you promise to stay true to the severed head on the floor right next to you?
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Clown Spasm 00:59
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The moon was high and lightbulb white illuminating my way home that night then as I took a country lane something happened and nothing was the same I walked through a web I felt it on my face I could sense a spider in my personal space I walked through a web I can still feel it now and I'm scared to go out I brushed and spat and shook my hair I ran home convinced it was still there and since that day I'm never alone forever haunted by an an angry spider form a broken home walking through a web you better beware you might not even notice there's a spider in your hair laying little eggs that get into your brain and then they take control so you never break a web again walking through a web you better give it a miss don't end up like me with a life like this walking through a web was the worst thing I did I think I'm turning arachnid! walking through a web
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Oh 00:50
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she was one to watch out for she liked to tease me she always had something in store one night when we were bored she took out her ouiji I'd never seen one before I was nervous at first but she took my hands as she called out the words the lights dimmed low and her green eyes aglow she said is there anyone there if there is then please point to yeah we only want to make contact just cos you're dead don't be scared my blood ran cold when the things started moving and started to spell out a name I said you can stop girl if this is your doing I've had enough of this game she replied it's not me just hold on a moment and see look it starts with a D and next is an E I said it's my uncle Derek I knew he would never forget it I borrowed his drill last year then he died and so I just kept it he's come for revenge say my goodbyes cos this is the end she said I was winding you up I thought it was fun to pretend but then it was there the sound I would know anywhere it was Derek's old Black & Decker making its way up the stairs

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It's fright time! Prepare for petrifying poems and songs from Ben C Winn. It's a scream, released in time for Halloween. I dare you to listen!
You might wet the bed...but if you do it's fine. No one's judging.

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released October 27, 2020

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Ben C Winn is a musician, poet, artist and teacher.

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